We go to the Gallery (Dung Beetle Reading Scheme 1a)book2
by Miriam Elia
Have you taken children to a gallery recently? Did you struggle to explain the work to them in plain, simple English? With this new Dung Beetle book, both parents and young children can learn about contemporary art, and understand many of its key themes.Join John and Susan on their exciting journey through the art exhibition, where, with Mummy’s help, they will discover that real meaning does not exist, and that death is final.
The jolly, colorful illustrations will enable the child to smoothly internalize all of the debilitating middle class self hatred contained in each artwork. New words on every page also help the child to identify the concepts, so that they may repeat them at dinner parties and impress educated guests.
'We Go to the Gallery' is the first in a series of Dung Beetle Learning books designed to make scary subjects approachable for the under 5s. Printed in bold colors and written in a clear and cheerful tone, each book will drag families into the darker recesses of the collective unconscious, for their broader cultural benefit.